Q: Why did the chicken cross the road
A: Because it was being chased by a man with a machete.
(It's true....I've seen it happen!)
Q: What's worse than having a next door neighbor with a kid that likes to scream and cry often?
A: Discovering that the neighbor also has a parrot that has learned to scream and cry often just like the child.
(This too is true, and is my current reality.)
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